posthumousvigor:

let’s face it, Obi-Wan is only a stickler for the rules in comparison to Anakin. this guy thought lightsaber nunchucks were cool as a teenager and jumping out of politicians windows was cool as an adult. he regularly sasses the chancellor of the republic. he saw Anakin and Padmé being super obvious and decided it was none of his business. he sits pussy facing the world in important meetings. hes’s a lonely single in your area. he won one (1) fight against a sith lord and decided they were his speciality despite getting his ass handed to him by Dooku multiple times. he’s annoying on purpose as a battle strategy. every man he meets desires him carnally and he doesn’t notice. he puts one foot on Han Solos ship and is like “damn bitch you live like this” despite having spent 20 years in a desert hole. he gets himself killed to one-up Vader one last time. he’s winning the idgaf war

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thetreetopinn:

milfposting69:

softblockwashere-deactivated202:

*DYING AT THAT TAG*

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todaysbird:

as a huge lover of birds, 90% of the concern against wind turbines being used for energy is literally just pro fossil fuel propaganda. birds ARE at a risk however there is a lot of strategies even as simple as painting one of the blades that reduces a lot of accidental deaths. additionally renewable energy sources will do more in favor of the environment that would positively impact birds (and all of us). one study found over one million bird deaths from wind turbines. while that is a shockingly high number and we should work to drastically shrink it, at least 1.3 billion birds die to outdoor cats on a yearly basis. it was never about caring about birds

chewbacca:

STAND BY ME (1986) dir. Rob Reiner

i-am-a-fish:

NEVER feel bad for doing jack shit. if you didn’t get anything done today, that’s wonderful. and I love you.

dustsculptures:

jandjsalmon:

dulcetcrossing:

This is so wholesome, he seems so nice!

The follow up is adorable too. Sweet.

So you won that danimals sweepskate

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great-and-small:

1. A type of turtle called a Coastal plain cooter (Pseudemys floridana) is hit by a car near my apartment

2. The injured turtle is brought to my veterinary school for medical care while I am on rotation in the wildlife ward

3. The turtle is assigned to my classmate (not someone I know terribly well) as a patient

4. The turtle is treated for a minor shell fracture and my classmate spends two weeks taking care of the animal (in addition to a box turtle)

5. The turtle with the shell fracture recovers very well and is cleared for release into the wild, in a pond near where it was found

6. While birding at the pond some time later I see a turtle of this species out sunning itself and am excited to think it is my classmate’s former patient

7. Next time I see my classmate I say, at full volume in front of people, “hey I think I saw your cooter!”

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phoenixonwheels:

paddysnuffles:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

And if you’re into women instead of men, I have some great news: the same technique applies for seducing autistic women!

You can in fact use this method to seduce autistic people of all genders!

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